I just had the best

I just had the best dinner I've had in well.... three nights (ate at Costa del Sol last Saturday night - that topped mine). But, our dinner tonight was good! We had filet mignon. Ok, I'm trying to get over this French grudge that I have and ummmm embrace the #%$!$%$# French again. So, I bought filet mignon, and had a French wine (still sipping on it as I write this blog). Tonight, I'm done with political news. I came across some interesting stories that I thought I'd share. Not really "news" per se' (French again!), but more humorous. I hope you enjoy them. Good night everyone!

Man charged with barking at police dog. Richard "Tyson" Dillon, 25, faces a misdemeanor charge that he willfully and maliciously interfered with a Palo Alto police officer's duty by teasing and agitating the officer's dog. Dillon, who could face up to a year in county jail and a $1,000 fine if convicted, pleaded innocent in a Palo Alto courtroom Tuesday. The incident occurred March 5, on Mardi Gras night, when Dillon, a bartender, and a co-worker were walking in downtown Palo Alto and passed a group of officers standing by their patrol cars.

Eight people suing co-worker for urinating in coffee pot. Peeing in a coffee pot could cost millions. Eight people are suing for $600,000 apiece, in the case of a Poe office worker who peed in the pot.
Dayum! I guess I should stop complaining about the free coffee at work. Things could be worse.

Huge squid with eyes the size of dinner plates is caught. Fishermen working in Antarctic waters have made an extremely rare catch -- a colossal squid with eyes as big as dinner plates and razor-sharp hooks on its tentacles, a marine researcher said Thursday. The 330-pound, 16-foot-long specimen was caught in the Ross Sea, said Steve O'Shea, a research fellow with the Auckland University of Technology. He said the squid was a young female; adults are much bigger.

Man says vomiting robbed him of his right to remain silent. You have the right to remain silent, but what if you vomit evidence before police read you your rights? Stamford, CT - Vincent Betances wants his drug-dealing conviction thrown out, arguing that eight bags of heroin he threw up after emergency medical treatment should never have been admitted into evidence. He contends police illegally seized the evidence from an ambulance after asking him if he'd swallowed heroin but before reading him his rights.