Quotes from Rush Limbaugh

"There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: Obey the law; punish those who do not."

"The thing that we cannot do in the drug fight right now is regulate because it’s illegal. Drugs are against the law…and they’re working to poison the brains and minds of the future of America. And so what we do is to try to keep those drugs from getting in. And I agree with you that it’s a half-baked effort."

"Kurt Cobain died of a drug-induced suicide, I just—he was a worthless shred of human debris."

"Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the media."

"I love the women’s movement—especially when walking behind it."

"When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation."

"One of the things I want to do before I die is conduct the Homeless Olympics...[Events would include] the 10-meter Shopping Cart Relay, the Dumpster Dig, and the Hop, Skip and Trip."

On NAFTA: "If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid
people--I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs, let the kinds of jobs
that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do--let stupid and
unskilled Mexicans do that work." (Radio show quoted in FRQ, Fall/93)

Speculating on why a Mexican national won the New York marathon: "An
immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles." (USA Weekend, 1/26/92)

"Militant feminists are pro-choice because it's their ultimate avenue of power over men.... It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of society, particularly on men." (Ought to Be, p.53)

"Why is it that whenever a corporation fires workers it is never speculated that the workers might have deserved it?" (Ought to Be, p.275)