Ice cream and gay marriage

Argh!!!!!!! I'm out of ice cream when I need it most! Guess I'll have tea instead, but it's kind of like substituting pasta for sex... just not quite the same.

I read this absurd article from Nicholas Jenkins titled Gay Marriages Would Violate Equal Protection, where he equates gay marriage to ice cream choices. You are saying, "huh?!?". I know, it's better if you just read the article.

I was actually going to respond to it yesterday, but then decided that if he's that stupid, he's too easy a target for me. But then, to my dismay, morons.org made a post about it that is just fabulous - a must read!