Farmer Upset Over Homosexual Pig

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Hell I would have taken the pig in myself if I had a farm and could pay shipping to get the 220 pig to America from Bulgaria. As a boy who lived on a farm, I would occasionally come across gay animals. We didn’t really think anything about it. They usually became my pets because I understood them.

I think he looks awesome and I can see he’s gay. Just look into his eye.

Shumen, Bulgaria - A Bulgarian farmer is demanding substantial damages in court after claiming the prize-winning pedigree pig he bought from a breeder was homosexual.

Galen Dobrev, 43, told the court: “It’s a disgrace, all he was interested in was other male pigs.”

The farmer took pictures of the gay pig to prove the 220-pound boar was homosexual and had fellow farmers testify on his behalf as to the pig's sexual preferences.

He told the court that when his fellow farmers heard about the gay pig it had also been impossible to sell him - and in the end he had turned the animal into sausages.

But the breeder who sold the pig claimed that the farmer had acted too soon by making pork sausages, and said that if he had waited until the pig was sexually mature he would have found it performed perfectly normally. (source)

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Buck said:

Well, Heavens to Betsy! What the hell did he expect? A straight pig that can win a beauty contest. Oh please!

I love this. I'm with you, if I had the money I'd tell the bozo to ship him over and get him a nice rainbow bandanna to wear around! Pigs really do make awesome pets!

Hell... just ask Suzanne Sugarbaker!

Bill said:

OMG!! So funny!!!!!!!!!

I would never have thought of that Darrell. Good one!

I had six pigs when I was a boy. Three males and three females - all brothers and sisters. The males were straight but all three of the female pigs were lesbians. Very militant too. ;-)

Darrell said:

It's been my observation that the gay male pigs I've known always wanted to be used for their sausages.

;-O

D

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