Deep Thoughts From Roseanne
You can make yourself look better on the outside, for sure, you know what with all the plastic surgery and shit. You can look better on the outside, but you can’t do one damn thing about the aging on the inside. Now I’m lactose intolerant, all of the sudden, just in the last year I can’t eat any dairy, I get that high hard stomach, you know full of gas and then that horrible post fartum depression... I’m wet where I’m supposed to be dry and dry where I’m supposed to be wet, ladies and gentlemen. I’m a multi tasker though! I pee when I sneeze. - from Roseanne Barrs, Blonde and Bitchin’
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I'm one of those gays who really like Roseanne. She's somewhat crude, but she speaks her mind in a clever and funny way. I think it's so refreshing when someone is brutally honest, yet without hurting people. You go girl!
I watched it last night, basically because there was nothing else on TV. But I have to tell you, a lot of it was pretty damn funny.
I'm not a huge Roseanne fan, but she apparently has a huge gay male following (what is it with gay guys and fat women??). She loves them. As she explains, "With gay men, a fat woman always has someone who will dance with her."
A good laugh first thing in the morning. I just read Nora Ephron's "I Feel Bad About My Neck," and it expressed similar and very funny sentiments. It was, however, a little more intellectually appealing - I can't remember a similar fart reference.
Mary