Television Trivia

Lady: Not how I pictured him at all. (talking about a man pretending to be gay)

Police Officer: They’re crafty that way....

Lady: Ummm.... I mean he’s cute in a sort of zestfully clean kind of way, but I like my men a little dirty and packin’ heat (eyeing the police officer’s pants), humm chappy?

Police Officer: Umm... I best bring the rest of it up (handing the box to her... police officer leaves)

Lady to another lady: I thought they were gay.

Other Lady: They are.

Lady: Oh ho ho! I don’t know much but I know men, and he was lookin’ at you the way a fat man looks at fried food.

From the movie, Happy, Texas